Use our Shipping Calculator during checkout to see exactly what your shipping costs will be—because no one likes surprises (except Karen when you recycle).
Shipping times: not perfect, but planet-friendly
Generally, orders are dispatched within 3 working days. Most common shipping times are within 1-2 weeks. Our products come from different vendors across Europe, so shipping times might not sync up perfectly, especially for combined orders. But hey, that’s the price of working with eco-conscious brands who prioritize sustainability over speed. Karen’s not about cutting corners, and neither are we. Thanks for sticking with us—it’s all part of saving the planet responsibly.
Shipping fees: simple and fair
Smaller items ship for a fixed rate, and when you bundle them, you only pay one shipping fee (excl. items from collection "HUMANS SUCK" by RSG). For larger or oddly shaped items, we charge two higher fixed rates to ensure they arrive safe, sound, and Karen-approved.
Returns/Exchanges
See our Shipping Policy here and Refund Policy here.
Each of our vendors has their own policies, so the specifics depend on where your product comes from. Check the product page for all the details, or reach out if you need a hand navigating it. Most items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery, but don’t make a habit of it, okay? After all, sustainability isn’t just about buying better, but keeping waste in check too.
